Saturday, September 29, 2007

You Know You're A Big Family When...

You Know You're a Big Family When...
by Rebecca Prewett

Many people have asked exactly what constitutes a "big family". Some have defined it as any family with more than the socially acceptable number of children. Others have defined it as four or more children. Yet others have defined it in any number of ways. We have come to the conclusion that, almost no matter how you define "big family", we probably stand a good chance of meeting the criteria. How do we know? How can you know if you're a big family? Well, read on:

You know you're a big family when...
...people count the number of your children out loud when you're in public

...people ask, "Are they all yours?" start counting your children when you're out in public have at least three bunk beds set up in your home

...almost everyone you know has less children than you do

...people say, "Wow! How do you manage?"

...people ask you, out of the blue, if you are Mormon or Catholic. buy your pots and pans in the restaurant supply store

...supposed "family size" food portions seem awfully small complain, "Doesn't anyone make large dining tables anymore?" outgrow your mini-van've forgotten what it's like to be alone anywhere else but in the bathroom

...your children never run out of playmates among their siblings

...everything you buy is in bulk

...people ask, "Don't you get overwhelmed?" and your husband can no longer hold each child's hand while crossing the street takes a wonderfully long time to hug and kiss everybody of your children looks wistfully at the newborn and asks you, "Can't you have another baby really soon? I hardly get to hold this one because everybody else is taking turns." realize that few houses are designed with your family in mind

...people ask you if you've ever accidentally left any of your children behind around your family never seems boring or dull

...your tent is the largest one in any campground feel sorry for people with only two children sometimes wonder what on earth mothers with only two children do with all their spare time

...whenever you set your dining table, it looks like it used to look when you were expecting lots of company read a cookbook and joke, "They call these meals? Sounds like a little snack to me."
...your gratitude at the abundance of God's blessing moves you to tears unexpectedly start thinking of yourself as "rich in children" secretly think that life in your family might possibly be a much more joyous adventure than life in smaller families are vastly amused at much modern parenting advice, realizing that it is unnecessary, impossible, impractical, or simply silly to try to apply it in a large family setting seems as if you pack more stuff going on a short trip than some people pack when moving their entire household

...your husband sighs happily, "I've finally got my dream car"--and it's a used 15- passenger van.

You know you’re in a big family when you smile at the following: by Kaitlyn McDonnell

- A package, containing six fillets of meat, with a sticker that says ‘family pack’

- A cookbook titled "Meals for 2"

- A mother who is fully stressed out with her one child

- Books with titles such as, "Organization, Plain and Simple"

- Someone who asks, "Are they always this well behaved?"

- Pre-made pancakes, being sold in packages of 4

- A yard with a clean blanket of snow, and no boot prints

- A sweater with a price tag that reads, "$55.00"

- A mother who picks up her child instantly when he begins to cry

- A photographer who has a limit of 8 children per shot

- People who pity your mother

- Families that never go to the re-sale shops

- A room with white carpet

So, do you qualify as a big family?

1 comment:

Sandy said...

So funny!! Yes, we do qualify as a big family and I have had most of these very things asked of me. I LOVE my big family.